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Civic Observer focuses on public policy, civic life, and environmental issues through a satirical lens.

Environment

Portland Weather Forecast Now Includes “Light Emotional Drizzle” as Residents Nod in Agreement

Civic Observer - March 25, 2026 0

Politics

Portland Drivers vs Cyclists Debate Still Ongoing After 14 Years

Civic Observer - March 25, 2026 0

Politics

Portland Encampment Cleanup Followed by Rapid Reappearance, Neighbors Say

Civic Observer - March 16, 2026 0

Environment

Portland Study Finds Residents Check Weather Apps Even While Standing in the Rain

Civic Observer - March 15, 2026 0

Politics

Portland Officials Accidentally Discover $56 Million In Housing Funds While Looking For Missing Stapler

Civic Observer - March 14, 2026 0

Environment

Portland City Confirms That Yes, It Is Supposed to Rain Like This

Civic Observer - March 9, 2026 0

Environment

Portland Road Diet Reduces Speed, Increases Conversation Among Residents

Civic Observer - March 8, 2026 0

Politics

City Reviewing Policy on Encampment Cleanup Timelines

Civic Observer - March 5, 2026 0

Opinion

New Study Finds Portland Is ‘Basically Cigarettes’ — Harmful, Addictive, And Weirdly Enjoyable

Civic Observer - March 3, 2026 0

Environment

Eastside Neighbors Debate Whether Noise Is Construction or Just Portland

Civic Observer - February 28, 2026 0

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