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Studio Apartment Now Includes “Shared Existential Space” in Portland

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PORTLAND, OR — A newly listed studio apartment in Portland is drawing attention this week after being described as featuring a “shared existential space,”...

I-5 Traffic Described As “Emotionally Stationary” by Drivers in...

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PORTLAND, OR — Commuters traveling along Interstate 5 through Portland reported this week that while traffic is technically moving, it “does not feel like...

Coffee Orders Now Require Emotional Preparation in Portland

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PORTLAND, OR — Residents of Portland confirmed this week that ordering coffee now requires “a brief but meaningful period of emotional preparation,” following years...
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