🔬 Portland Study Finds

Portland Study Finds is an ongoing series of satirical research reports exploring life in Portland, Oregon. From questionable data to highly confident conclusions, these studies examine everything from local habits and city policies to the emotional impact of drizzle, coffee, and rent prices. Each report is based on “extensive research” conducted by institutions that may or may not exist, offering insights that are both deeply suspicious and strangely accurate. While the findings should not be considered factual, they often feel uncomfortably close to reality. Browse the latest studies below.